[2943] in Humor
swearing
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ajai K Bharadwaj)
Thu Sep 16 19:36:54 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: rubbermaid@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 19:32:37 -0400
From: Ajai K Bharadwaj <ajai@MIT.EDU>
>A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
>what?", says the 7-year-old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
>The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for
>breakfast I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, OK?"
>"OK," the 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the
>kitchen and asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast. He says, "Aw,
>hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!! He flew out of his
>chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his
>eyes out. She looked at the 4-year-old and asked with a stern voice, "And
>what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!"
>"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
>
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