[2942] in Humor
Fwd: FW: When hell freezes over...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Drew Bennett)
Thu Sep 16 15:01:08 1999
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 14:57:00 -0400
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From: Drew Bennett <dbennett@isr.com>
Cc: humor@MIT.EDU
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>Subject: Fwd: FW: When hell freezes over...
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>>>
>>>
>>> FOR ALL YOU BOSTONIANS THIS IS A FUNNY ONE!
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > >>...so there's this man from Boston, and he dies
>>> >> > >>and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil
>>> >> > >>comes over to welcome him.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>The Devil then says: "Sometimes it gets pretty
>>> >> > >>uncomfortable down here."
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>The man says, "No problem, I'm from Boston."
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns
>>> >> > >>the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80.
>>> >> > >>He then goes back to the Boston man to see how he's
>>> >> > >>doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just
>>> >> > >>fine.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>"No problem...just like Boston in June," the man
>>> >> > >>says.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and
>>> >> > >>turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up
>>> >> > >>to 90.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>He then goes back over to see how the Boston man
>>> >> > >>is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall
>>> >> > >>looks comfortable.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>"No problem. Just like Boston in July,"the man
>>> >> > >>says.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>So now the devil goes over to the thermostat,
>>> >> > >>turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity
>>> >> > >>up to 100.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>When he goes back to see how the man is doing,
>>> >> > >>the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his
>>> >> > >>shirt off; otherwise, he seems OK.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>He says, "no problem. Just like Boston in
>>> >> > >>August."
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes
>>> >> > >>back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature
>>> >> > >>to MINUS 150 DEGREES.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>Instantly, HELL FREEZES - the whole place becomes
>>> >> > >>an icy, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>When he goes back now to see how the Boston man is
>>> >> > >>doing, he is shocked to discover the man jumping
>>> >> > >>up and down cheering in obvious delight.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>The devil immediately asks the man what's going
>>> >> > >>on. To which the Boston man replies.....
>>> >> > >>
>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >>"THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
>>> >> > >>"THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
>>> >> >
>>>
>>
>
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