[2917] in Humor
HUMOR: A Bat Walks into a Bar...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Sep 1 10:08:17 1999
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 10:01:21 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Crazy Bats
>Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 00:03:43 -0500
>
> Crazy Bats
> ----------
> Two bats were hanging up side down at 2.00 am in the morning.
> One of the bats woke up and whacked his mate in the wing and
> asked him if he would like to go and get some blood, in which
> the other bat replied "Are you crazy? Where the heck are we
> going to get blood at this hour of the morning?"
> The first bat said "I know just the place, come and I'll
> promise you I will find us some blood!"
> The 2nd bat bluntly refused, so the first took off to find
> his blood.
>
> About an hour had past and the bat came back with blood
> dribbling out of his mouth covering his body and wings.
> The bat that didn't go said "you lucky bat, where the heck
> did you find blood at this hour of the morning?" to
> which the first replied -"Do you see that tree over there?"
> "Yeah, sort of" he replied
>
> "WELL I DIDN'T!!!!!"
>
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