[2918] in Humor
Plane Flight
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Thu Sep 2 22:18:59 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 02 Sep 1999 22:18:38 -0400
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she
would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really
easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and
visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some
sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a
blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay,
how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50." This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this
torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks
the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's
turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and
comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He
takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps
into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour,
of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde
and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to
get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated,
wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Again
without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5, and goes back to sleep.
