[2875] in Humor
HUMOR: Car for Sale
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Sun Jul 11 16:49:21 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 16:47:42 EDT
CAR FOR SALE!
MUST SELL
...before it blows up.
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
...was blind sided by a Winnebego.
LOOKS LIKE NEW
...just don't try to drive it anywhere.
ALL ORIGINAL
...I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS
...each one more troublesome than the next.
NEVER SMOKED IN
...unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
PROJECT CAR
...doesn't run.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL
..doesn't run.
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
...doesn't run.
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