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HUMOR: Do you know your Nursery Rhymes?

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Sun Jul 11 16:13:37 1999

From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 16:11:53 EDT


These are not easy.....You really have to read them carefully and know your 
nursery rhymes.

NO CHEATING :)

"Can you decipher these famous nursery rhymes?"

1. A female of the homo sapiens species was the possessor of a small
immature ruminant of the genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all 
wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of 
naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the 
translational pathway chosen by the Homo sapiens female, there was a 100% 
probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

2. A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity was 
observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's 
uxorial adjunct. Said adjunct than performed a triple caudectomy utilizing 
an acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible 
tissue.

3. A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior,
was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used 
for the production of various types of flora. The tract components were 
enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic 
growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation.

4. A geriatric human female proceeded to a storage compartment for the
purpose of procuring a fragment of osseous tissue from an unidentified
deceased specimen to tranfer to an indigent carnivorous domesticated mammal, 
Canis familiaris, family Canidae. Upon arrival at her destination, she found 
the storage compartment in denuded condition, with the consequence that the 
indigent carnivore was deprived of the intended donation.


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1. Mary Had a Little Lamb
2. Three Blind Mice
3. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
4. Old Mother Hubbard


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