[2849] in Humor
Beer Study
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (James Szabo)
Fri Jun 11 01:12:36 1999
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 01:11:37 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: James Szabo <jamesj@MIT.EDU>
>
>Subject: Research Requests Side Effects of Beer
> Recent Medical Research Results
>
>Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men
>should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of
>a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
>
>The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
>finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed
>that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making
>sense,
>became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
>argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
>
>No further testing is planned.
>
>
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