[2850] in Humor
Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Lucien Van Elsen)
Fri Jun 11 13:02:27 1999
From: "Lucien Van Elsen" <lucien@alum.mit.edu>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 12:59:53 -0400
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From: <hillery@un.org>
Sent: Friday, June 11, 1999 12:44 PM
Subject: Scary thoughts....
Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's...
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-You try to enter your password on the microwave.
-You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
-You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
-You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
-You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he
e-mai
ls you back "What's for dinner?"
-Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
-You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
-You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for
your
e-mail buddies via a Web page.
-Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used
to play that you most despised.
-Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the
scre
en.
-You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. and now sells for
half
the price you paid.
-The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
purchase is foreign to you.
-Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the
back
seat of your car.
-Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have
e-ma
il addresses.
-You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
-You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
-Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
-You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
