[2781] in Humor
FWD: Old Couple
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Tue Apr 20 13:50:26 1999
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 13:45:53 -0400
An old couple were at McDonald's and bought one meal and an extra cup.
At their table the old man cut the sandwich in half and gave it to his wife.
He split the french fries one for her one for him until they were evenly
divided. He poured half the soda into her cup and gave it to her. The old
man began eating his lunch while his wife sat quietly with hands folded in
her lap.
A young man at a table next to them saw this and went over to them and said
he would be happy to buy them another meal so they didn't have to split
their's in half.
The old man said oh no we have been married 50 years and share everything
50/50. The young man asked why the wife was not eating her meal and the
wife said it's his turn for the teeth.
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