[2780] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (David Tartaglia)
Tue Apr 20 09:04:13 1999
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 09:05:05 -0400
To: don@lwsi.com, dontag@aol.com, Russell Sikora <sikora.russell@adlittle.com>,
beka.girma@adlittle.com, SCWHR@aol.com, Matunuk@aol.com,
kennnman@aol.com
From: David Tartaglia <tartag@MIT.EDU>
Cc: humor@MIT.EDU
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>Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>A: Ask your mother.
>
>Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
>A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
>
>Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
>A: Wiped his ass.
>
>Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
>A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
>
>Q: Why does a bride wear white?
>A: Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.
>
>Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
>A: Full
>
>Q: What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
>A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
>
>Q: What is blonde, has 6 legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams?
>A: Hanson
>
>Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
> you done wrong?
>A: Made her chain too long.
>
>Q: How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
>
>Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
>A: Sparky
>
>Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
>A: Michael Jackson's hand.
>
>Q: How are tornadoes like a white-trash divorce?
>A: Either way, someone is losing the double wide.
>
>Q: Why doesnt Mexico have an Olympic team?
>A: Everybody who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
>A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, a bitch sleeps with
> everyone at the party but you.
>
>Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
>A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
