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Fwd: Dilbert's Salary Theorem.
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Subject: Dilbert's Salary Theorem.
Date: Sat, 27 Feb 1999 12:15:24 EST
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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never
earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be
supported by a mathmatical equation based on the following two postulates.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power :
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work/ Time.
Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
Then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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