[2692] in Humor
Hurry!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T. Sniffen)
Mon Mar 1 11:10:26 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 01 Mar 1999 11:08:49 EST
From: "Brian T. Sniffen" <brians@MIT.EDU>
A man comes to a bar and yells:
"QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"
The bartender goes:
"What started?! What are you talking about?!"
"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!"
He drinks the beer and screams again:
"One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"
"What started?!"
"Never mind!!! Give me my beer!!!"
He drinks the second glass and continues:
"Third glass!!! Faster!!! before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"
Finally, the bartender asks:"Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"
And the man goes:
"Damn,! It's started..."
