[2685] in Humor
response to Children's books that you will never see
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Descent God)
Wed Feb 24 14:16:38 1999
From: "Descent God" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: autodeletion@hotmail.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 11:15:07 PST
here is a friend of mine's response to
Children's books that you will never see:
(sorry if any seems offensive... not my ideas :-) )
- Lick That Lollipop!
- Wanna LiL Bro/Sis - Stick Pins Through Daddy's Condoms
- Eat your Breakfast, Eat your Mommy
- My Little Rod Riding Hooded
- How to Embarrass Mommy in Public
- Baking Ex-Lax Cookies
- S&M Potty Training - Beats the Shit Out of Me
- Herpes - the Love Bug
- Bugs Bunny - Playboy Playmate with Crabs
- Speedy Gonzales - a Viagra Testimony
- Will I Wank It & the Fudge Outlet
- Peter Pansy
- Peter Bedpan
- Sleeping Booty
- Taking Daddy's Liquor Without Him Knowing
- Make $$$ With a Webcam in Mommy's Bedroom
- Litter Box is My Lunchbox
- Daddy's Magazines Are Hot
- Why Can't I Open the Pages to Daddy's Magazines?
- Shitty Shitty Gang Bang - Ex-Lax Orgy
- Say NO to Parents
- Say NO to Daddy (not available in West Virginia or Arkansas)
- Say NO to Drags - OR How to Check To See If a Woman is Real -
Without Getting Slapped - Unless You Want to Get Slapped
- Captain Hooker
- Rat Poison is Good For Parents
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