[2686] in Humor
The Worst Things to Say to a Cop!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Descent God)
Wed Feb 24 14:27:04 1999
From: "Descent God" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: autodeletion@hotmail.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 11:20:08 PST
THE WORST THINGS EVER.....
TO SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
3. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
4. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
5. I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
6. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me.
7. Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to
be a police officer.
8. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
9. Bad cop!! No donut!!
10. Gee that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. When you smack the crap out of me make sure you smile pretty for
the camcorder.
12. I pay your salary.
13. Gee thanks officer, that's terrific, the last officer only gave me a
warning too.
14. Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does.
15. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know that there are
no other cars around. That's how far they are ahead of me.
16. Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not going to turn
it down, I love this song.
17. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell
off my lap and got lodged between the break pedal and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control.
18. Aren't you the guy from the Village People??
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