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Humor: Oreo Psychology
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Wed Feb 24 08:16:27 1999
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 08:14:14 EST
Oreo Psychology, Courtesy of Jaime Smith
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which
people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities. Choose which method best describes your
favorite method of eating Oreos:
1.The whole thing at once
2.One bite at a time
3.Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of
each bite afterwards
4.In little feverous nibbles
5.Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...)
6.Twisted apart, the creme inside, then the cookie
7.Twisted apart, the creme inside, and toss the cookie
8.Just the cookie, not the creme inside
9.I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
If you have selected your answer, read on to see what your
answer says about your personality:
1.The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun
to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one
should trust you with their children.
2.One bite at a time
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them,
you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're
normal.
3.Slow and Methodical
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
You're very meticulous in every detail with everything
you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating
to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to
go the speed limit!
4.Feverous Nibbles
Your boss likes you because you get your work done
quickly. You always have a million things to do and
never enough time to do them. Mental break-downs
run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you
good.
5.Dunked
Every one likes you because you are always up-beat.
You like to sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and
rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total
denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
propensity toward narcotic addiction.
6.Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though
not always able to put them back together, so you
destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny
your involvement when things go wrong. You are a
compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,
behavior.
7.Twisted apart, eat the inside, then toss the cookie
You are good at business and take risks that pay off.
You take what you want and throw the rest away. You
tend to be greedy and self-centered. You should be
ashamed of yourself! But that's ok, you don't care
anyway.
8.Just the cookie, not the inside
You enjoy pain.
9.Lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek
professional help - immediately!
10.Don't like Oreo cookies
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear
nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are
particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and
wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be
pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no
pleasing you!
