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Ireland Forever!

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Descent God)
Tue Feb 23 21:11:33 1999

From: "Descent God" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: autodeletion@hotmail.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 18:10:15 PST

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and
asks if he could buy him a drink. 

"Why of course," comes the reply. 

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?" 

I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. 

The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too!
Let's have another round to Ireland." 

"Of course," replies the second man, and they both pour back
their drinks.

Curios, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you
from?" 

"Dublin," comes the reply. 

"I can't believe it says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!
Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue
drinking.

Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What school
did you go to?" 

"St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62." 

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's 
and I graduated in '62, too!" 

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down
at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are
drunk again." 



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