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LA High School Math Exam
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Monica L Taylor)
Sun Feb 21 14:03:03 1999
From: Monica L Taylor <monicat@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: jafries@MIT.EDU, donald.f.wood@williams.edu, heischman.rn@a1.isc.rit.edu,
djschaef@forbin.syr.edu, kirkwod@paul.paulsmiths.edu
Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 14:01:56 EST
THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL
MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG NAME______________
1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip.He usually misses 6
out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How
many
drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine.If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $3=
20
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the re=
st
of his hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3 hos.If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per=
day
must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make
20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and=
$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many mor=
e
Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?.
6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If hi=
s
common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when h=
e
gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the ho
that
spent his money?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the avera=
ge
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight oun=
ce
cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang.There are 27 girls in his gang=
.
What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa constrictor that
eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 =
a
week
as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how
far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
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