[2676] in Humor
HUMOR: Two Blonde Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sun Feb 21 11:33:43 1999
Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 11:36:52 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Crazy Diet
>Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 00:18:05 -0600
>
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> ___________________________________________________________
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> Blonde on a Diet
>
> A blonde woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put
> her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
> skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
> time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
>
> When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
> nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said,
> "Did you follow my instructions?"
>
> The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
> going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?"
>
> "No, from skipping."
>
> -------------------
>
>
> At The Construction Site
>
> A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a
> lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and
> said, "We need some four-by-twos."
>
> The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man
> said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
>
> He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant
> two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The
> customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go
> check."
>
> After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, "A
> long time. We're gonna build a house.
>
>
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> credit: Neal Mars
>
> ___________________________________________________________
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