[2637] in Humor
HUMOR: Two Quickies for a Monday
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Feb 1 13:58:47 1999
Date: Mon, 01 Feb 1999 13:54:26 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>To: joker@joker.org
>Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 00:01:20 -0600
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> ___________________________________________________________
>
> A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders
> over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down
> and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few
> minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his
> thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract
> his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest
> then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to
> get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use
> knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
> -----------------------------
> Thanks Dschneiber!
>
>
> An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any
> interest in his paintings on display at that time.
>
> "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.
> "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your
> work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after
> your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15
> of your paintings."
>
> "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the
> bad news?"
>
> "The guy was your doctor."
>
>
> -------------------
> Thanks to Dave
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