[2636] in Humor
HUMOR: New and improved dog mixes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Feb 1 13:05:28 1999
Date: Mon, 01 Feb 1999 12:22:57 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 22:21:57 -0800
>From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
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>Subject: HUMOR: New and improved dog mixes
>
>From: PaulaSto@aol.com
>From: s.turner@sap-ag.de (Stephen Turner)
>
>
>New, Improved Dog Breeds
>
>Collie + Lhasa Apso
>Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
>
>Spitz + Chow Chow
>Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
>
>Pointer + Setter
>Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
>
>Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
>Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
>
>Pekinese + Lhasa Apso
>Peekasso, an abstract dog
>
>Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
>Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
>
>Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
>Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
>
>Newfoundland + Basset Hound
>Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
>
>Terrier + Bulldog
>Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
>
>Bloodhound + Labrador
>Blabador, a gossip hound.
>
>Malamute + Pointer
>Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
>
>Collie + Malamute
>Commute, a dog that travels to work
>
>Deerhound + Terrier
>Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
>
>Bull Terrier + Shitzu
>
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