[2612] in Humor
Fwd: Smiles
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxie)
Tue Jan 12 16:52:41 1999
From: "Roxie" <roxanne-misty@excite.com>
To: sigmas-humor@MIT.EDU, humor@MIT.EDU, napalmer@MIT.EDU, leah2002@MIT.EDU,
amyrenee@MIT.EDU, esyron@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 13:48:49 PST
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>
> >>>> KIDS' INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE......
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never trust a dog to watch your food.
> >>>> > Patrick, Age 10
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
> >>>> > Andrew, Age 9
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
> >>>> > Rocky, Age 9
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
> >>>> > Stephanie, Age 8
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> >>>> > Rosemary, Age 7
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
> >>>> > Lamar, Age 10
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when
> your
> >>>> > parents are doing taxes.
> >>>> > Carrol, Age 9
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Don't ever be too full for dessert.
> >>>> > Kelly, Age 10
> >>>> >
> >>>> > When your dad is mad and asks you,
> >>>> > "Do I look stupid?" - don't answer him.
> >>>> > Heather, Age 16
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
> >>>> > Michael, Age 14
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
> >>>> > Joel, Age 12
> >>>> >
> >>>> > When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
> >>>> > when she's on the phone.
> >>>> > Alyesha, Age 13
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never try to baptize a cat.
> >>>> > Laura, Age 13
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never spit when on a roller coaster.
> >>>> > Scott, Age 11
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never do pranks at a police station.
> >>>> > Sam, Age 10
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
> >>>> > Rob, Age 10
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what
> >your
> >>>> > mom told you to do.
> >>>> > Hank, Age 12
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
> >>>> > Molly, Age 11
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
> >>>> > Chelsey, Age 7
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Stay away from prunes.
> >>>> > Randy, Age 9
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
> >>>> > Phillip, Age 13
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Forget the cake, go for the icing.
> >>>> > Cynthia, Age 8
> >>>
>
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