[2613] in Humor
HUMOR: A good Y2K bug
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Wed Jan 13 01:07:37 1999
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 01:04:10 EST
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From: Steve Weiss <srw@alum.mit.edu>
January 1, 2000
Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of
paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next
pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay
and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing
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