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Top Ten Jedi Jackson Quotes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Lex)
Tue Jan 12 16:37:00 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 16:34:58 EST
From: Lex <lnemzer@MIT.EDU>
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From: Rachel L Kline <elerrina@MIT.EDU>
From: rif <rif@MIT.EDU>
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's
Character "Jedi Master Mace Windu" say in the Star Wars
Prequels:
1.You don't need to see my goddamn identification,
'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
2.Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never
know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
3.This is your father's lightsaber. When you
absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in
the room... accept no substitutes.
4.If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck
we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
5.Feel the Force, motherfucker.
6.What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they
speak Bocce on What?
7.You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had
to say!
8.Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What
the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
9.Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
10.Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad
Mother Fucker."
