[2567] in Humor
HUMOR: J(s)oTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Nov 24 12:56:19 1998
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 12:55:29 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 00:10:07 -0800
>From: jokeaday@jokeaday.com (Joke A Day)
>To: "Joke A Day" <jokeaday-list@jokeaday.lyris.com>
>Subject: Joke A Day (November 24, 1998)
>____________________________________________
>Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the
>buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He
>goes to the emergency room.
>
>The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see
>what I can do."
>
>Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."
>
>The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the
>fingers? It's 1998. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of
>incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made
>you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
>
>Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
>
>____________________________________________
>
>One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's
>crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at
>the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions:
>disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
>skepticism.
>
>Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
>aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her
>husband.
>
>"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
>
>"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
>make a crib like that for only $46.50."
>~~~~~~
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