[2568] in Humor
HUMOR: Snoozing in the Office
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Nov 24 13:00:23 1998
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 12:52:39 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
From: Wendy Heger <wheger@wbc-architects.com
To: "'Laurie Swadis'" <ha9911@waii.com, "'Sharalee Field'" <pug@alum.MIT.EDU
Subject: FW: [Fwd: (Fwd) A Joke A Day (Wednesday ... November 18, 1998)]
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 11:41:56 -0600
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Subject: FW: [Fwd: (Fwd) A Joke A Day (Wednesday ... November 18, 1998)]
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
the last time management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
(SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work
related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear
off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
DESK:
1. "Amen"
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