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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelena Margolin)
Mon Nov 23 21:11:32 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 21:04:40 EST
From: Yelena Margolin <yelya@MIT.EDU>
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Saddam called President Clinton and said, "Bill, I called you
because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of
America,
and it was beautiful. And on top of every building there was a flag."
Clinton said, "What was on the flag?"
Saddam said, "Allah is G_d, G_d is Allah".
Clinton said, "You know Saddam, I'm really glad you called because
last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even
more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt.
And on every building there was a flag."
Saddam said, "Bill, what was on the flag?"
Clinton replied, "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"
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