[2565] in Humor
Phenomenal Women
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxanne M Cartwright)
Mon Nov 23 14:39:43 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: napalmer@MIT.EDU, esyron@MIT.EDU, amyrenee@MIT.EDU, thip@cutey.com
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 14:32:25 EST
From: Roxanne M Cartwright <roxie@MIT.EDU>
*****Celebrate Women's History Month*****
The Shape Women Are In
Did you know....
If shop mannequins were real women, THEY'D BE TOO THIN TO MENSTRUATE.
There are 3 billion women who don't look like supermodels and ONLY 8 WHO DO.
Marilyn Monroe wore a SIZE 12.
If Barbie were a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her
proportions.
The average American woman weighs 144 lbs. and wears between a size 12 and
14.
One out of every 4 college aged women has an eating disorder.
The models in the magazines are airbrushed-THEY'RE NOT PERFECT!!
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at models
in a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and
shameful.
Models who twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman,today
weigh 23% less.
Please send this to every woman you know. If you don't, nothing bad will
happen, but if you do, something good will: you will boost someone's self
esteem!
THE POEM:
The enclosed Maya Angelou poem is being circulated to celebrate Women's
History Month.
Phenomenal Woman
by Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
Please send this to 5 phenomenal women today in celebration of Women's
History Month.
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Karen Angela Anderson <kaa3@acpub.duke.edu>
Duke University Class of 2001
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
sings it back to you when you have forgotton how it goes."
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go, other
stay awhile and leave footprints on our hearts and we are
never the same again"
-Winnie the Pooh
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