[2564] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Nov 23 10:50:13 1998
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 10:43:09 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: Jane Branden <JBranden@STSresearch.com>
>Subject: FW: Blonde Joke (fwd)
>Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 09:50:17 -0500
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>> There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she
>> arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
>> She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short
>> while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She
>> placed it on a counter next to the machine. Then she reached in her
>> purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.
>> Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic
>> and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took
>> the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and
>> pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed
>> them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke. As she was reaching
>> into her purse again, the business man, who'd been waiting patiently
>> for several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you
>> done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh! Can't
>> you see I'm still winning!!! ?"
>>
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