[2536] in Humor
HUMOR: Impressions
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 6 00:37:09 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 00:34:23 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 22:04:54 -0600 (CST)
From: William Bennett <wbennett@ultra8.wes.hpc.mil>
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
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Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Respect her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Wait for her
Open the door for her
Be faithful to her
Go to the end of the earth for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
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Show up naked.
Bring beer.
