[2537] in Humor
HIS & HERS Drive-up ATM Machines:
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Oleg Drozhinin)
Fri Nov 6 11:12:51 1998
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 11:07:27 -0800
From: Oleg Drozhinin <drozhioe@BIOMED.MED.YALE.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
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> HIS:
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Insert card
> 3. Enter PIN number
> 4. Take cash, card and receipt
>
> HERS:
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
> 3. Shut off engine
> 4. Put keys in purse
> 5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
> 6. Hunt for card in purse
> 7. Insert card
> 8. Hunt in purse for gum wrapper with PIN number written on it
> 9. Enter PIN number
> 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
> 11. Hit "cancel"
> 12. Re-enter correct PIN number
> 13. Check balance
> 14. Look for envelope
> 15. Look in purse for pen
> 16. Make out deposit slip
> 17. Endorse checks
> 18. Make deposit
> 19. Study instructions
> 20. Make cash withdrawal
> 21. Get in car
> 22. Check makeup
> 23. Look for keys
> 24. Start car
> 25. Check makeup
> 26. Start pulling away
> 27. STOP
> 28. Back up to machine
> 29. Get out of car
> 30. Take card and receipt
> 31. Get back in car
> 32. Put card in wallet
> 33. Put receipt in checkbook
> 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
> 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
> 36. Check makeup
> 37. Put car in gear, reverse
> 38. Put car in drive
> 39. Drive away from machine
> 40. Travel 3 miles
> 41. Release parking brake
>
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(203) 436-2271 Massachusetts Institute of Technology, '97
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