[2512] in Humor
HUMOR: Good Golfer
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Oct 19 09:49:24 1998
Date: Mon, 19 Oct 1998 09:46:49 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Good Golfer
>Date: Mon, 19 Oct 1998 03:47:36 -0500
>
> ___________________________________________________________
>
> One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up
> to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,
> it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes
> looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with
> this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying right
> beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to
> revive the poor little guy. Upon awaking, the little guy
> says, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a
> leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."
>
> The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad
> I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away. Watching the
> golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to himself, "Well, he
> was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do
> something for him. I'll give him the three things that I
> would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf
> game, and a great sex life."
>
> Well, a year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on
> the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one
> into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When
> he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how
> he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I
> ask how your golf game is?""
>
> "It's great! I hit under par every time."
>
> "I did that for you. And might I ask how your money is
> holding out?"
>
> The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time
> I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar
> bill."
>
> "I did that for you too. And might I ask how your sex life
> is?" The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says,
> "Well, maybe once or twice a week."
>
> The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "What?! Only once
> or twice a week?"
>
> "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small
> parish."
> ___________________________________________________________
>
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