[2511] in Humor
HUMOR: Induhviduals
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sun Oct 18 14:05:22 1998
Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 14:01:03 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 00:10:07 -0700
>From: jokeaday@jokeaday.com (Joke A Day)
>To: "Joke A Day" <jokeaday-list@jokeaday.lyris.com>
>Subject: Joke A Day (October 17, 1998)
>____________________________________________
>Happy Saturday To You!
>
>It's been a few weeks since I've done this, but I think it's=20
>time for a round of other "real life stories".=A0 If *you've* got
>some stories to send me, mailto:stories@jokeaday.com
>
>Karen tells me about Amanpreet's sister (who works in=20
>Karen's office):=A0 "She was on an antibiotic and was told to=20
>stay out of the sun.=A0 She decided since she couldn't go to=20
>the lake, she'd go to the tanning booth.=A0 Yeah, she got=20
>fried."=A0 Hopefully she got sterilized, too, so she doesn't=20
>reproduce . . .
>
>James's mom went to go take a bath and came out laughing
>hysterically about 20 minutes into it.=A0 She said, "I finished the
>bath, put on my long sleeved gown and realized I'd not pulled
>the plug in the tub.=A0 So I took my LEFT hand, meticulously
>rolled up the sleeve on my RIGHT arm . . . and then stuck my
>LEFT arm in the tub to pull the plug . . ."=A0 Mom, don't try to=20
>answer the phone when you're ironing, 'k?
>
>Rachel was shopping with her three kids in the mall one week-
>end.=A0 She was getting a little annoyed with her son who kept
>trying to touch all the items on the shelves.=A0 "I was getting a=20
>little annoyed and for the second time pushed his head away
>from the counter without looking.=A0 As soon as I pushed it, I=20
>realized his head wasn't that soft.=A0 I looked to see that I'd=20
>grabbed this other woman's butt."=A0 Rachel, you can come=20
>shop with me *anytime* as long as you *don't* keep your=20
>hands to yourself . . .
>
>Kat told me about the Judi in her office who came to work one
>day with a horrible burn on her neck.=A0 Turns out she tried to iron
>the collar of her blouse -- yep -- *while* she was wearing it.
>Jeeez -- these *are* the same people who sign up for AOL and
>then get on Joke A Day.=A0=20
>
>Keith was explaining to his sister how to jump start a car.=A0 "I
>explained about which cables to hook up where and in what=20
>order.=A0 She said, 'ok, I got all that, so now, which car do you
>start first?'"=A0 I know her, Keith.=A0 She's the Chief Mechanic at
>the garage I take my car to.
>
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