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HUMOR: Scientists decode first alien transmission

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Oct 14 18:14:43 1998

Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1998 18:12:02 -0400
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        Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
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        Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>

>Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 23:33:39 -0700

>From: Connie Kleinjans <<connie@nanospace.com>

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>To: connie@nanospace.com

>Subject: HUMOR: Scientists decode first alien transmission

>

>From: "K'Ailsa Rowan" <<kailsa@rowanwood.com>

>From: Monica Anderson <<monica@communities.com>

>From: Peri Frantz <<apfrantz@apple.com>

>From: kelly jacklin <<jacklin@apple.com>

>

>Scientists have decoded the first message from an alien civilization:

>

>    Simply send 6 times 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to the

>    Star System at the top of the list, cross off that star system,

>    then put your Star System at the bottom of the list and send

>    it to 100 other Star Systems.  Within one-tenth of a

>    Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your

>    civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!  IT REALLY WORKS!

>

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