[2497] in Humor
HUMOR: The biker
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Oct 14 18:15:47 1998
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1998 18:11:03 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 23:31:25 -0700
>From: Connie Kleinjans <<connie@nanospace.com>
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>To: connie@nanospace.com
>Subject: HUMOR: The biker
>
>From: "Bonnie Senko" <<bonnie_senko@hotmail.com>
>
>The Biker
>
>A biker was lying sprawled across three entire seats in a posh movie
>theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the
>biker, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
>
>The biker groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient,
>"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the
>manager." The biker just groaned.
>
>The usher marched quickly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned
>with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the
>biker, but with no success. Finally, they called the police.
>
>The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
>what's your name?"
>
>"Sam," the biker moaned.
>
>"Where ya from, Sam?"
>
>With pain in his voice, Sam replied, "The balcony."
>
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