[2454] in Humor
Clinton Lewinsky jokes (aff)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Alan Wood)
Mon Sep 14 19:49:58 1998
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 19:42:37 -0400 (EDT)
From: Alan Wood <chekov@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
These are better than average.
-alan
>> --What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
>> They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill" here."
>>
>> --What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
>> Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the
>> Presidency!
>>
>> --There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon.
>> It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
>>
>> --Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica
>> plans to sell her story?
>> She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.
>>
>> Q: Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton?
>> A: Monica swallowed the evidence
>>
>> Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill?
>> Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the
>> face.
>>
>> Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance.
>> -- "She's got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!"
>>
>> Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
>> --She's withholding evidence.
>>
>> What's the difference between Clinton and a screw driver?
>> A screw driver turns in screws.
>>
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