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HUMOR: Could use some salt

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Sep 14 09:14:57 1998

Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 09:09:00 -0400
To: mowu@MIT.EDU, "MEGallagh@aol.com" <MEGallagh@aol.com>,
        wheger@wbc-architects.com,
        "kris.m.kelly@us.pwcglobal.com" <kris.m.kelly@us.pwcglobal.com>,
        jbran18610@aol.com, dunbar@MIT.EDU, dahv@MIT.EDU, mtsai@bqa.com,
        immer@MIT.EDU, jack.gingras@ae.ge.com, tlawlor@palmerdodge.com,
        nkahn@gph.com, GDeVoe@rimco.com,
        "Jean, Marc (GEAE)" <marc.jean@ae.ge.com>, celia_kent@harvard.edu,
        Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
        cjwells@fas.harvard.edu,
        Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
        leite@fas.harvard.edu, humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>

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>Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 19:13:20 -0700

>To: connie@nanospace.com

>From: Connie Kleinjans <<connie@nanospace.com>

>Subject: BACK TO HUMOR CLASSIX: The directions

>

>From: Mike Weston <<mweston@ix.netcom.com>

>

>According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the

>metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory

>birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the

>Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the

>agency received  the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

>

>"Dear Sirs:

>While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow.

>I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell

>you it was horrible."

>

>The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.

>

>

>

>

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