[2444] in Humor
HUMOR: Kid's Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Sep 9 10:22:54 1998
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 10:10:02 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>To: pug@alum.MIT.EDU (Sharalee Field)
>Subject: Kid's Jokes
>Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 09:35:00 EDT
>From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
>
>
>Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1998 23:46:01 -0700
>From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
>
>From: howeird <howeird@jps.net>
>
>Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
>A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
>A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
> A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
>
>Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
>A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
>
>Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
>A: A Doberman.
>
>Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
>A: Jack.
>
>Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
>A: Unique up on it!
>
>Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
>A: Tame way, unique up on it!
>
>Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
>A: A stick.
>
>Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
>A: There are just some things a hooker won't do.
>
>Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers?
>A: Skeet.
>
>Q: What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop?
>A: An Amish drive-by shooting.
>
>Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
>A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
>
>Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
>A: Cut the rope!
>
