[2443] in Humor
HUMOR: More Kid's Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Sep 9 10:21:28 1998
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 10:10:44 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>To: pug@alum.MIT.EDU (Sharalee Field)
>Subject: More Kid's Jokes
>Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 09:37:15 EDT
>From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <<abennett@MIT.EDU>
>
>
>Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1998 23:46:24 -0700
>From: Connie Kleinjans <<connie@nanospace.com>
>
>How do you get holy water?
>Boil the hell out of it.
>
>What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
>Polaroids.
>
>What do prisoners use to call each other?
>Cell phones.
>
>What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
>A stick.
>
>What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
>Nacho Cheese.
>
>What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
>Quatro sinko.
>
>What do you get from a pampered cow?
>Spoiled milk.
>
>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
>Frostbite.
>
>What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
>A pachydermatologist
>
>What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
>would kill you?
>A pool table.
>
>What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
>And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
>
>What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
>A nervous wreck.
>
>Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
>They all have phones.
>
>Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
>They're trying to get away from the noise.
>
>Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
>Because they have big fingers.
>
>
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