[2445] in Humor
HUMOR: T-Shirts
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Sep 9 13:32:51 1998
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 13:18:06 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>To: pug@alum.MIT.EDU (Sharalee Field)
>Subject: T-Shirts
>Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 13:11:25 EDT
>From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <<abennett@MIT.EDU>
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>From: jhimawan@alum.mit.edu (Joice Himawan)
>>Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 14:14:12 -0400
>>From: psullivan@gph.com (Patricia A Sullivan)
>>Subject: Humor:best t-shirts
>>
>>
>>With Drum Roll, the Best T-Shirts of 1998
>>By Bob Levey
>>Wednesday, August 5, 1998; Page D20
>>Copyright 1998 The Washington Post Company
>>
>>From the shore, from the mountains, from everywhere, here are The Best
>>T-Shirts of 1998, as spied by Levey readers over the past few weeks.
>>
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>>"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" --
>>Pauline Wu.
>>
>>"Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes -- Use Birth Control" -- Michael Parrish,
>>of Arlington.
>>
>>"My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink" -- Anonymous via e-mail.
>>
>>(Over a sketch of the Titanic) "The Boat Sank. Get Over It" -- Betty Joe
>>Alexander, of Alexandria, first, then many more.
>>
>>"I Didn't Drive My Husband Crazy -- I Flew Him There -- It Was Faster" --
>>Anonymous.
>>
>>"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" -- Dani
>>Kehoe, of Falls Church, who says an airport security guard in Green Bay,
>>Wis., saw it and offered to buy it then and there.
>>
>>(On a baby-size shirt) "Party -- My Crib -- Two A.M." -- Doris Stonestreet.
>>
>>"Aunt Em: Hate You. Hate Kansas. Taking the Dog. Dorothy" -- George Van, who
>>says he bought it just across the river from Kansas, in Kansas City, Mo.
>>
>>"MEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service/ WOMEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, Free
>>Beer" -- Hampton Williams, of Fairfax.
>>
>>"Aliens Abducted Me, Laser-Photographed My Internal Organs, Dropped Me Off
>>in a Crop Circle, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" -- Carol Passar.
>>
>>"Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder" -- Internet.
>>
>>"When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS" --
>>Bill Morse, of Southeast Washington.
>>
>>"He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest" -- Marge Mintz, of Silver Spring.
>>
>>"Democracy Is Mob Rule with Income Taxes" -- anonymous.
>>
>>On the front of the shirt: "How Many Lawyers Does It Take to Change a Light
>>Bulb?" On the back of the shirt: "How Many Can You Afford?" -- Jane
>>Chambers, of Falls Church.
>>
>>"My Wife Says I Don't Listen to Her -- At Least That's What I Think She
>>Says" -- anonymous e-mailer.
>>
>>"I'm Not Unemployed -- I'm a Consultant" -- Dianne Zeitler, of Ellicott
>>City, who admits to being a consultant.
>>
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