[2432] in Humor
HUMOR: Another groaner...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Aug 28 10:56:23 1998
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 10:53:36 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1998 20:39:06 +0000
>Subject: Bad Pun
>***
>
>A certain psychiatrist had fallen into the habit, each day after work, to
>stop in the local bar for a drink to relax. Being a man of strange tastes,
>his favorite drink was a chicory daiquiri. Dick, the bartender, had only
>this one customer who requested this strange concoction, but because the
>Doctor was a regular, he kept a supply of chicory, in the refrigerator.
>The Doctor always stopped in at the same time evey day, so Dick was able to
>prepare the drink ahead of time and have it ready and waiting for this regular
>customer.
>
>One day, as Dick was preparing for the Doctors arrival, he discovered he
>had run out of chicory. He was frantic to find a solution to his problem.
>Then he noticed a bottle of hickory flavoring on the shelf. In the hopes
>the Doctor would not notice, he prepared the drink and slid it onto the bar just
>as his customer sat down.
>
>After the Doctor took the first sip, he asked, " Is this a Chickory
>daiquiri Dick?" "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!" was the reply.
>
>***
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