[2431] in Humor
HUMOR: Can I Buy You A Drink?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Aug 27 13:09:55 1998
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1998 13:05:54 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: JBran18610@aol.com
>Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1998 10:33:32 EDT
>To: sharalee_field@harvard.edu
>Subject: Fwd: HUM: Buying A Drink (**1/2)
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>>A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
>>"Okay. But it won't do you any good."
>>
>>A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
>>"Okay. But it won't do you any good."
>>
>>He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it
>>won't do you any good."
>>
>>They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful
>>thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
>>
>>She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
>>
>> Submitted by: Eric Walrod @ mindspring.com
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