[2403] in Humor
HUMOR: Three Couples
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Aug 3 17:05:35 1998
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 1998 16:57:27 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 21:46:42 +0000
>Subject: Three Couples
>***
>
>Three couples were on their way to a party in a minivan one
>winter evening, and as they were rounding the turn the driver
>lost control of the vehicle, which ran off the road and down a
>hillside, bursting into flame and killing everyone inside.
>
>Very shortly thereafter, the three couples appeared before St.
>Peter.
>
>Peter pointed an accusing finger at one of the men and said,
>"YOU? All YOU ever thought about in life was drinking! You
>drank every morning, every evening, on the weekends, at
>lunch...you even married a girl named Sherry!"
>
>He pointed at the second man and said, "And YOU! You thought of
>nothing but money! Everything in your life had to do with greed,
>money, making money, keeping money, making more money...you even
>married a girl named Penny!"
>
>The third man took his wife's hand and began walking away. "Come
>on, Fanny, I don't want to wait around to hear what he has to say
>to us."
>
