[2366] in Humor
Humor From Billy . . .
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific)
Wed Jul 1 10:17:03 1998
Date: Wed, 1 Jul 1998 10:10:43 -0500
To: Humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific <rose@ilp.mit.edu>
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has
incredible breasts. He says, "Give me two pickets to Tittsburgh...umm...I
mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh". He's really embarrassed...
The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips
like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my
wife, `Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, `You f*cking bitch,
you ruined my life!"
