[2365] in Humor
HUMOR (groaner): Twins!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Jul 1 08:47:11 1998
Date: Wed, 01 Jul 1998 08:41:25 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Tue, 30 Jun 1998 21:29:01 +0000
>Subject: Twins!
>
>An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and gets into an auto
>accident. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for
>nine months. When she awakens in the hospital, she panics and
>asks about her baby.
>
>Her doctor is called in and gives her a mild sedative, then he
>sits down to answer her questions. "I'm so happy to see you
>recovering", he says. The woman responds, "Thank you doctor, but
>what about my baby? Is everything all right?" He replies, "Yes,
>despite your injury, we were able to perform a fairly normal
>delivery procedure."
>
>"In fact," he goes on, "you've given birth to twins - a boy and a
>girl."
>
>The woman is very happy and asks when she can see her new babies.
> The doctor replies, "Right away, but we've already sent the
>infants home with your brother. We'll call and tell him you're
>okay. While you were unconscious, your brother took care of
>everything for you. He even gave the babies names."
>
>At this point, the woman gets upset, "Doctor, my brother is an
>idiot! What name did he give my little girl?" The doctor
>answered that her name was Denise. "Oh, Denise, that's not so
>bad. What name did he give my boy?" The doctor answered,
>"Denephew".
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