[2364] in Humor
Charlie Brown in the 90's
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (I'll.Deny.It.Was.Me...@ilp.mit.edu)
Tue Jun 30 14:20:29 1998
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 1998 14:12:23 -0500
To: Humor@MIT.EDU
From: I'll.Deny.It.Was.Me...@ilp.mit.edu
A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend
who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie
Brown?"
Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which
feature the gang dealing with contemporary issues.
Other Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie and the little red-headed girl
learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of
Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"
Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:
"ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social
security checks and stripping cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN"
Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:
"WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?"
