[2353] in Humor
HUMOR: At the Doctor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Jun 24 10:11:08 1998
Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 10:03:27 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Tue, 23 Jun 1998 22:35:21 +0000
>Subject: At the Doctor
>***
>
>70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his
>tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George
>everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally,
>emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good
>relationship with God?"
>
>George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when
>I get up in the middle of the night, poof!...the light goes on &
>I go to the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off!" "Wow,"
>commented Dr. Smith, 'That's incredible!"
>
>A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
>'Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
>But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with
>God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The
>light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes
>off?'"
>
>Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"
>
>***
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