[2354] in Humor
HUMOR: The Coffee Psalm
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Wed Jun 24 22:10:00 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 22:02:58 EDT
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From: Steve Weiss <SteveWeiss@comshare.com>
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the
sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for
its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will
fear no Equal (tm): for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they
comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the prescence of Juan Valdez: thou
anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I
will dwell in the House of Maxwell for ever.
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