[2352] in Humor
HUMOR: Getting Married
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Jun 23 09:28:24 1998
Date: Tue, 23 Jun 1998 09:21:55 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Mon, 22 Jun 1998 21:17:42 +0000
>Subject: Getting Married
>
> ***
>
>One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said,
>"Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married
>to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and
>her name is Susan."
>
>After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk
>with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years.. She's a
>wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the
>bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is
>actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
>
>William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually
>started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very
>proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in
>June."
>
>Again his father insisted on another private conversation and
>broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too, William. I'm
>awfully sorry about this."
>
>William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with
>the news.
>
>"Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never going to get
>married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells
>me the girl is my half-sister."
>
>His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what
>he says, dear. He's not really your father."
>
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