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Double Vodka

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific)
Wed May 20 11:22:24 1998

Date: Wed, 20 May 1998 11:11:31 -0500
To: Humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific <rose@ilp.mit.edu>

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double
vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double
vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."



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