[2320] in Humor
HUMOR: YOU KNOW THE COMPUTER BELONGS TO A REDNECK IF. . .
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed May 20 13:56:24 1998
Date: Wed, 20 May 1998 13:49:05 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU, mowu@MIT.EDU, "MEGallagh@aol.com" <MEGallagh@aol.com>,
wheger@wbc-architects.com, Kris_Kelly@notes.pw.com, jbran18610@aol.com,
dunbar@MIT.EDU, dahv@MIT.EDU, rpr@ma.ultranet.com, mtsai@bqa.com,
immer@MIT.EDU, celia_kent@harvard.edu,
Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
cjwells@fas.harvard.edu,
Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
s_donovan@harvard.edu, leite@fas.harvard.edu,
Carlos Zalduondo <cjz@usa.net>, david_zewinski@harvard.edu
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <<jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW: YOU KNOW THE COMPUTER BELONGS TO A REDNECK IF. . .
>Date: Wed, 20 May 1998 11:59:54 -0400
>X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.1960.3)
>
>> YOU KNOW THE COMPUTER BELONGS TO A REDNECK IF. . .
>> The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
>> The computer is covered with camouflage paint.
>> There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
>> The password is "Bubba".
>> The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
>> The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed.
>> The monitor is up on blocks.
>> The screen saver is a picture of Ned Beatty with "Dueling
>> Banjos" playing in the background.
>> The six front keys have rotted out.
>> The menus all have Budweiser as an option.
>>
>>
>> REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
>>
>> Backup: What you do when you come across a skunk.
>> Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules at the local tavern.
>> Byte: What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro.
>> Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
>> Chip: Pasture muffins that you try not to step on.
>> Crash: When you go to a party uninvited.
>> Digital: The art of couting on your fingers.
>> Diskette: Female disco dancer.
>> Fax: What you lie about to the IRS.
>> Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
>> Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the tractor.
>> Mac: Big Bubba's favorite food.
>> Megahertz: How your head feels after 17 beers.
>> Modem: What ya did when the weeds got to tall.
>> Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live.
>> Network: Scoopin' up a big fish before the line breaks.
>> On-Line: Where to stay when takin' a sobriety test.
>> ROM: Where the pope lives.
>> Screen: Helps keep the skeeters outa the house.
>> Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.
>> Superconductor: Amtrak's employee of the year.
>> SCSI: What you call your month old underwear.
>> Terminal: Time to call the undataker.
>>
>>
>> Did You Know.....Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted
>> people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the
>> expression "to get fired."
>>
>>
>
>
<color><param>8080,0000,8080</param>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sharalee M. Field University Hall 11
Planning Analyst Cambridge, MA 02138
Faculty of Arts and Sciences 617.495.8257 (Voice)
Harvard University 617.495.7881 (Fax)</color>
